Muscle doesn't look bad on you.
If it's hot, all you have to do is go bare.
That you have a big stomach is of no concern to you when you have to wear your swimming trunks.
If you get a ticket while driving, no one says, "obviously... male driver"
If you ask where the brakes and accelerator are in a new country and a new car, you are not ridiculed.
You don't have to worry about some piece, any piece, of clothing being transparent.
When you binge eat, you do not entertain and welcome thoughts of throwing up.
You don't call it binge eating.
It's ok if you forget small details and dates.
If someone asks you if you have a child, you can easily get away with, "Not that I know of.."
You don't have to bother about bleeding.
Or not bleeding.
You don't have to worry about what the eff are Manolos and Burnheck, Burnbeck? Burnham? uhhh.
There's more I can add to this list, but considering that this is a family place, I'll keep the mouse in the house ( wink for those who understood that), but if you want to add any, be my